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09:01 am - The god ate my homework

I was reading an article in Slate a few days ago ... a travelogue written by a National Geographic writer who spent several months getting to know the west African state of Mali.  Among her observations was that the weather forecasters on Malian television start every one of their forecasts with insh'Allah: "God willing".

It is, of course, the traditional Muslim way of expressing the world's uncertainty, of reminding everyone that the Man Upstairs is really in charge.  Insh'Allah I will make it to your party by 5:00.  I would like insh'Allah to go visit a friend in France.  This aspirin insh'Allah will get rid of my headache.

Insh'Allah there is an 80% chance of rain tomorrow.  This is very handy, because if tomorrow happens to be in that 20% of not-rain, the meteorologist has an out: God apparently wasn't willing.

How convenient, I thought ... but also how unfortunate for the poor people of Mali.

Both religion and science operate in the theatre of the unknown.  But they approach the unknown from two entirely different directions.

For the religionist, the unknown is Mystery.  If we don't know why something happens the way it does, or why something is the way it is, that is because it is beyond our understanding.  He works in mysterious ways, known only to Him.  If we want to know why the leaves on the trees are green, study Him.

For the scientist, the unknown is Curiosity.  If we don't know why something is the way it is, the solution lies in coming up with testable ideas about it, trying out those ideas against measurable yardsticks, and keeping the solutions that best fit the observations.  If we want to know why those leaves are green, study the leaves.

Each approach tackles ignorance in its own way.  One accepts the ignorance as the price of faith, or even at the extreme as proof of it ... only blasphemers question the Mystery.  The other seeks to remove the ignorance.

And each has its place: there are many propositions that do not fall readily within the realm of science because they are untestable.  What happens to us when we die?  How can we live good lives?  How do we reconcile civil society with the fact that sometimes people hurt others and get away with it?  Questions like this that cannot easily be reduced to testable values are where religion is strong.

But it is so tempting to let this go too far, to use religion as a crutch.  Look at the weatherman in Mali.  If it doesn't rain when he said it would, he has a ready excuse for his inaccuracy: he can, as it were, blame God.  God wasn't willing for it to rain; ergo, it didn't.  If he is lazy, God is all the excuse he needs not to go back, look at the methods he used to forecast the weather, and improve them.  Meanwhile, the meteorologist in a place where he can't use insh'Allah as a crutch will have to work to improve his forecasts, or he will lose his job.

So in the end, the people of Mali get lower quality weather forecasts.  If the trend continues for too long, the people of Mali will eventually get no weather forecasts at all, since "It will rain today if God is willing" is a perfectly good weather forecast for every single day if you are willing to let it be so.  It also, of course, has entirely no value to anyone in terms of actually forecasting the weather.

A thousand years ago, the great centres of learning and culture in the Indo-European world were in the lands governed by Islam.  The great cultural works of Greece and Rome that sparked the Renaissance in Europe were there to provide the spark because the Muslims had recognised their value and preserved them.  The system that we use for writing numbers even today is called "Arabic numerals" for a reason.  Every modern student studies mathematics that were preserved and improved by Muslims: like many words that start with "al", the branch of maths that we call algebra (Arabic al Jabr) came to us by way of Islam.

And now the lands of Islam are poor backwaters ruled by despots and overshadowed by the Europeans.  What happened?  There was a slow shift over time in the world views of the Islamic lands and Europe.  Over time, the Muslims suffered invasions and losses, at the hands of the Mongols, the Crusaders, the Turks ... their religious leaders and their laws grew less flexible, less tolerant of dissent ... less tolerant of the willingness to question things that is at the core of Curiosity.  Over hundreds of years, the Islamic world drifted from Curiosity to Mystery.

Meanwhile, at the same time, the Europeans who had spent nearly a thousand years immersed in the study of their faith, with the continent's best minds devoted to the study of Him, began to rediscover the achievements of the Greeks and Romans, began to reconsider the study of this world as more than just a prelude to the next ... began to ask questions and to seek answers to those questions in places other than the Bible.  The Europeans began a centuries-long shift in their attitudes from Mystery to Curiosity.

When the Europeans returned to the lands of Islam in the 19th century, the Muslims had very little with which to resist the fruits of the Europeans' curiosity, and thus began Islam's great crisis that continues to this day.  Why are so many of the world's terrorists Muslims?  Because terrorism is the fighting tactic of a people who believe that they are so very weak that they cannot fight any other way.

So I am disheartened when I see trends that suggest that the United States, one of the world's great modern centres of Curiosity, may be tipping away from science and back toward Mystery.  Don't seek out answers to the things in the world that we don't yet understand.  Write these things off as "intelligent design" and add them to the Mystery instead.  Don't send your children to schools where they may be taught things about the world that differ from the Bible.  Give them an education at home where they can learn the Bible instead of that blasphemous science.  Don't study ways to cure diseases if those ways contradict the laws of Leviticus.  Vote for the leaders with "intuition" who openly denigrate the intellectual.  And if a scientist comes out and says he doesn't know something, use that as "proof" that it must be Mysterious and therefore undeserving of research, instead of accepting that this is how the scientist does his job.

Because whether we choose Curiosity or Mystery is what will determine America's path in the centuries to come.  Will America in the year 2700 be one of the world's centres of learning, filled with prosperous people?  Or will America be the source of the fanatical terrorists who flew airplanes into the tallest buildings in Shanghai?

I want America a thousand years after I am gone to be the Shining City on the Hill.

Insh'Allah.


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From:[info]areitu
Date:August 10th, 2005 11:44 am (UTC)

al-Salaam Allekum!

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My afgani boss says in-shallah once in a while.
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 10th, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC)

Re: al-Salaam Allekum!

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It has been joked that the word is so overused that it has lost all real meaning other than to say "maybe". :)
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From:[info]corelog
Date:August 10th, 2005 11:46 am (UTC)
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Nice closing. :) Very nice touch.

Personally, I think some things may indeed be intelligent design--but that certainly doesn't stop me from trying to understand them! I don't let faith get in the way of science, and nor do I let science get in the way of faith. They are meant to co-exist, or at least that's what I think.
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From:[info]altivo
Date:August 10th, 2005 11:55 am (UTC)
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Only as long as you don't think Republicans are intelligent design. ;P
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From:[info]brown_wolf
Date:August 10th, 2005 12:01 pm (UTC)
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Well said!

Unfortunately, those American Mystery guys point to Hitler and Russian Communism as proof that religion must trump over science.

It reminds me of a lession I learned in chemistry class: If you spilled acid, the right answer is to clean it up; the wrong answer is to pour caustic stuff on it to neutralize it. The same can be said about how can we keep America from becoming a Religious dictatorship or from becoming a secular dictatorship. The Far left looks at religious dictatorship and believe the solution is to remove all religion. Far right Christians look at Secular dictatorships and believe that the solution is to discredit science and put the bible above the consitution. They are missing the point! What's needed is not to be a polar opposite of a dictatorship you hate but to demand that everyone strive for excellence. That is why so many Americans see themselves as centerists.
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 10th, 2005 12:38 pm (UTC)
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Once you get to the extremes, the labels of "left" and "right" don't really mean anything any more. Stalin was a communist, which is placed on the far left; Hitler was a fascist, which is placed on the far right. Both killed tens of millions of people in their extremism. Does it really matter which end of a line we put them on?

Better to keep your eyes and mind open so that you don't blindly spill the acid in the first place. :)
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From:[info]altivo
Date:August 10th, 2005 12:01 pm (UTC)
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A thousand years? You ask a lot. In all the history of humankind, little has lasted that long. Even Egypt, though its civilization continued longer, changed so much in that time that it became something other than what it had been. China even moreso. I'm not sure any other culture qualifies, at least in historic times.

In truth, it matters little to me where the "center" is perceived to be. It can be on any continent, the moon, under the ocean, or even on Mars. What does matter though is the concept of freedom. Freedom to learn, freedom to believe, freedom to think, freedom to create and speak without censorship or incrimination from society or government. We have a heck of a long way to go yet before we achieve that, and at the moment, the US at least is backsliding badly.
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 10th, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I know, but "a thousand years" has such a nice ring to it. I could've said three hundred years and been more realistic, but it wouldn't have had the same bite to it. :)

Everything goes in cycles within cycles within cycles. I just hope what the U.S. is experiencing now is just a short cycle and not a longer one.
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From:[info]sabotlours
Date:August 10th, 2005 12:03 pm (UTC)
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Wanna buy a cheese sandwich with an image of Jesus on the crust? Only $10,000! Get it while the cheese is still melted (and kinda looks like Mary).
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 10th, 2005 12:14 pm (UTC)
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It's only if someone sets up a School of the Holy Grilled Cheese that I'll really be worried about that. :)
From:[info]catwoman69y2k
Date:August 10th, 2005 12:54 pm (UTC)

I agree

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I have thought this. I think you and I are on the same page.

-Kat
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 10th, 2005 01:44 pm (UTC)

Re: I agree

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So what I am getting the waaaaaaahmbulance for, then? :)
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From:[info]fuelnfire
Date:August 10th, 2005 01:00 pm (UTC)

New York Times Columnist.

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Again, I will pipe up here and say this: I think you are missing your calling by only posting what you see about the world around us in a just a weblog. You should be writing for some national media outlet where you can give a larger audience a fair look at everything affecting our lives. If a larger contingent of the media and government had your views, our county would be a grander place to live.

Seriously, at least print all these out onto paper and keep yourself a writing portfolio on social, economic and political topics.
From:[info]catwoman69y2k
Date:August 10th, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)

Re: New York Times Columnist.

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I would say keeping a portfolio is good. He writes good and expresses himself well. However, he would be going up against all the brainwashed masses. I wish that scientific research and religion could go hand and hand, science outwinning religion.

-Kat
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From:[info]sockscatt
Date:August 10th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
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sounds a little like Jewish parents. "Ach! God willing we'll get to the store in time." then again I grew up with New York Jewish parents, grandparents, and great grandparents. Ya hear a lot of it. :)

I don't like the idea of America being run by religion. I don't think that any flavor of "God" needs to be sanctioned as the only flavor you can worship.

I'm distracted right now, don't mind the cat/dog
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 10th, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
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I've often wondered if modern Judaism and modern Islam are so antagonistic toward each other because they're so much alike. :)
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From:[info]bondage_husky
Date:August 10th, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC)
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insh'Allah that sounds like a middle eastern islamic group that believes in god or somthing heh ^__^
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 10th, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
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Well, in an example of "it's a small world", it is the title of an album by Heather Alexander, the filk artist who has performed at several furcons. :)
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 10th, 2005 05:18 pm (UTC)

Camelot

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"I want America a thousand years after I am gone to be the Shining City on the Hill. Insh'Allah." - Kaysho


A true-believer/neocon-stooge would say exactly the same thing, and mean it just at much.

I wish our shining city could last too, Kaysho. But, as the fuel which powers it runs low, the light must dim and darkness rush in. Our lifestyle, and its luxury of knowledge and freedom is not the natural human condition, but a fluke born of natural largesse which grows ever more scarce. The precious middle gound increasingly shrinks away to leave little but extremes, a dark age. I don't see how it can be stopped.

All one can do is make the most of this while it lasts, then just... survive as best one can. We grit out teeth and pump the blood tainted gasoline into our cars anyway. One must get to work somehow. Ya know?.
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 11th, 2005 09:31 am (UTC)

Re: Camelot

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A true believer would, but would mean it in an entirely different way, eh? But the evidence tends to suggest that being a beacon of religion for the world eventually stifles your very ability to be that beacon. I'm surprised that more religious folks haven't considered that, by denigrating science, in the long run they're shooting themselves in the foot.
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From:[info]rattuskid
Date:August 10th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
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Very nice, and (for once) I have to agree wholeheartledly. Your ability to lay out thoughts so well to words makes my ego run and hide.

I do have to ask though, if you are familiar with our monetary system, you should know that we have long since stopped printing silver certificates, and money backed by gold even longer before.

Given this, and the fact that even though many of the men on the front of our money are deists the bills still all read 'In God We Trust'... Does that mean we can blame inflation on Him? It's then divine purpose for me to pay 3 bucks for a good that would cost 60 cents in 1962.
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 11th, 2005 09:34 am (UTC)
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Well, as the old joke goes, "In God we trust; all others pay cash." :)

And is He is causing inflation, he's only hurting Himself, since the person who puts that regular $20 in the collection basket every week is putting in less and less every year. :)
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From:[info]kayotae
Date:August 10th, 2005 10:30 pm (UTC)
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It would be wonderful if religion and science could be balanced, but both camps see, Hell bent on invalidating the other. They are, in many people's eyes, mutually exclusive entities. In part, I agree.

The Bible and Darwinian Theory do not peacefully coexist. The contradictions are impossible to ignore, and so those who believe God created man and those who believe man evolved from apes will be unable to find a middle ground. The solution, rather, is to essentially agree to disagree and then forget the "turf war" for the hearts, (and souls?) of those caught in the middle.

America doesn't need to be divided by any additional complications; we already can't see eye to eye on numerous levels. I'm all for letting the parents decide -- they already shape their children based on their beliefs, the schools can't do much worse/better -- and then letting the kids sort it out once they're old enough to do so. It's a workable strategy, and one which can provide a lasting peace, but one that will also require compromise. No public school should be religious -- no school prayer, Ten Commandments, et cetera -- but no private, religious school should be forced to teach evolution either.
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From:[info]akseawolf
Date:August 10th, 2005 11:27 pm (UTC)
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Most scientists believe that science and religion can co-exist peacefully. Its only the religious fundamentalists that are unwilling to accept science if it disagrees with the bible.
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From:[info]akseawolf
Date:August 10th, 2005 11:32 pm (UTC)
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So thats where al la mode and al la carte came from.
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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 11th, 2005 09:45 am (UTC)
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Come down here to Alhambra and I'll bap you for that. :)
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 11th, 2005 12:50 pm (UTC)

But Religious Myths Are Phat!

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From:[info]kaysho
Date:August 11th, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC)

Re: But Religious Myths Are Phat!

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And on the eighth day, God created the drum machine ... :)
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 11th, 2005 12:52 pm (UTC)

But Religious Myths Are Phat!

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